Joke four
A group of officers are standing around talking when a 1LT says, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

A Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

Then a Major says, "No, I disagree. Making love is derinitely 20% fun and 80% work at-least!"

They are all arguing thier pints when a Master Sergeant walks by

The officers call the NCO over to ask his opinion

The Major says, "Excuse me, Sergeant. We are having a discussion and would like your input. The 1LT here says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain thinks it's more like 60% fun and 40% work. I on the other hand, feel it's more like 20% fun and 80% work What is your opinion?"

The Master Sergeant smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun, because if there was any work involved, you would be having an NCO do it for you."