Joke two
A little boy came down to breakfast

Since he lived on a farm his mother asked him if he had done his chores

"Not yet," said the little boy

His mother tells him he can't have breakfast until he does his chores

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry creal

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "are you going to tell him, or should I?"